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Illinois Nights
02:28
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illinois! feelin good like a fuckin pharoah way up in rockford and down to cairo illinois! in peoria and east moline pork tenderloins and tight blue jeans gonna drink a beer tonight illinois! all the kids gettin out of school down in alton and old rantoul illinois! friday night got nuthin to lose go to zion and see the shoes gonna have some sex tonight illinois nights we're livin on the edge of tomorrow illinois nights so baby take my midwest hand illinois nights when the sun goes down we play illinois nights from galena to bourbannais i'm gonna make it with you in joliet or maybe east saint lou it's true yes it's true love me do you know what to do do it do it now do it do it wow! illinois nights we're livin on the edge of tomorrow illinois nights so girl take my midwest hand illinois nights tonight you're gonna be with me illinois nights land of lincoln wild and free yeah come on now baby come on baby come on illinois nights it's true come on now baby whoa yeah whoa right illinois nights it's true repeat and fade it repeat and fade it whoa yeah illinois nights
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(I'm A} KRAZY PUNK
00:53
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i GO TO THE MALL I JUST FLICK YOU OFF I EAT AT CHIK-FIL-A WEAR BRUT BY FABREGE I GO TO THE STORE I STEAL A PACK OF GUM AND WHEN I LEAVE THIS PLACE BLOW A BUBBLE IN YOUR FACE
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Nuclear War
04:36
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do you want to die in a nuclear war? does anybody even know what it's for? who wants to die in a nuclear war? not me. in a nuclear war everyone would die. in a nuclear war everyone would cry. a nuclear war makes you sad. it's why a nuclear war makes me mad. so i say do you want to die in a nuclear war? does anybody even know what it's for? who wants to die in a nuclear war? not me. "what is nuclear war? i'm just a woman. help me.") in a nuclear war see the bombs go boom. in a nuclear war put you in your tomb. a nuclear war is not right. a nuclear war turn out the light. america and russia, why so cocky? how could you forget about nagasaki? and why is there a germany west and east? when all the little children want is world peace? i don't want to die in a nuclear war. and you don't want to die in a nuclear war. we don't have to die in a nuclear war. we're not gonna die in a nuclear war! because nuclear war is not a war nuclear war is not the war for me. ("what's no nuclear about war, anyway?")
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Friends Friends Friends
01:44
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and you said you were my friend and you would a be my friend friend friend friend friend fruh-fruh-friend, and you said you'd be my friend and we always would be friends and we are still fuh fuh friends, fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh friends, go, friends--and you said you'd be my friend, and you know you'd be my friend, and i know you are my friend, and you said you'd be my friend, and we always could be friends and i know that we'll stay friends, la la la la la la friends la la la la la la friends la la la la la [guttural screaming] frieeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh be my frehhhhhhhhhh i need your friend i got your freeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ee mah dehhhh uh be mah freehhhhh
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YES!
01:12
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YOU SAY NO WAY BUT I SAY YES WAY YOU SAY NUH-UH BUT I SAY UH-HUH AND I SAY YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YOU SAY NEIN BUT I SAY DA YOU SAY O-NAY AND I SAY ES-YAY AND I SAY YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
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Nose Cocaine
04:15
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you need to lay off that cocaine all that nose cocaine it doesn't do you any favors that nose cocaine i'm not trying to be preachy i like my cuervo gold and lime but you're always interrupting me when you snort that nose cocaine do you think that you're van halen? on that nose cocaine? or some foppish urbane dandy? on that nose cocaine. i'm not tryin to be a killjoy you know i'm really not that kind it's just you're always talkin at me when you're high on nose cocaine [airhorn] "this is what i want to keep my body always movin hot stuff people in orlando workin' in the sun you're hot you're hot stuff people in chicago i know you're goin broke but i know you're tuff you're hot hot stuff hot stuff hot stuff" [airhorn] you know you're takin up my time on that nose cocaine witn your real loud opinions that nose cocaine i know i'm wearin out my welcome but maybe take it as a sign you're really startin to scare me when you're high on that nose cocaine cocaine nose cocaine cocaine nose cocaine cocaine nose cocaine cocaine cocaine nose cocaine
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Camro Twat
01:03
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they were gone but now they're back the dudes from our side of the track they like root beer and chili mac oh my God those dudes are so fuckin great from chicago to la but now these dudes are back here to stay let's karaoke spandau ballet let's get a fatted calf and kill it because the dudes have returned to the place we call home (tell your local alternative weekly newspaper) they like baseball and chevrolet chester cheetah and macrame brian eno and chardonnay and other cool stuff like that tic tacs make their mouth minty fresh don't give a flying fuck about phil lesh but man holy shit they're so profesh you can find them on linked in because the dudes have returned to the place we call home (who's in charge of your social media?)
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well you say you're so alone now and you can't find much to do and you're feeling isolated from those who care for you human connection through your smart phone teleconference with your zoom and make sure you wash your hands try not to leave your room now every day it seems the same as you sit around at home diarrhea in your mind cause your brain is filled with foam you used to be such a socialite drink and snort and talk and roam but now it's you and ben & jerry's fat like joey fatone drinking white claw in your basement while you binge watch "tiger king" you feel so bored and restless for fun you can't find anything maybe train for a triathlon invent new sauce for chicken wings or just rewatch "the sopranos" paulie walnuts ba-da-bing
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well i was workin everyday til i got the sack coronavirus now i sit around all day just waitin to hear from the irs well they told me that a stimullus payment was gonna come my way but they sure are takin their sweet arse time an i got bills to pay i got bills to pay payment status unavailable what the bloody shite is that payment status unavailable trump you're such a bloody stupid twat payment status unavailable what am i supposed to do payment status unavailable i might as well sniff some glue some glue i might as well sniff some glue ahhhhoiiii well i'm a workin' class bloke just another yobbo from orlando i like empanadas craft cocktails and a food truck sando but now i'm on the internet dole queue and it's not very posh don't got no mani peni no roller to wax n wash no rolls-royce to wax n wash payment status unavailable when'll i get my quid payment status unavailable was it something that i did payment status unavailable treatin me like a runt payment status unavailable mike pence you're a [oi you know] payment status unavailable oh oh ohhhhhh
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In The Future
03:26
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in the future a lot of people are lonely but they got validatorbots and pornographs in the future no summer cottage on neptune but we got real housewives of coconut grove in the in the future a lot of people are narcissists but they manufacture selfie sticks so that's pretty cool in the future hardly anyone's an astronaut but there's wifi on the aeroplane so there's that in the where are ray guns? where is feral kid? where is sean young? where is bob hauk? where is rollerball? where's the monolith? where is omega man? and where the fuck is solaris? in the future beep bop beep boop beep bop beep boop beep bop boop in the future 1010 1010 beep bop boop beep bop boop beep bop boop beep bop boop
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Dance and Swim
03:50
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don't wanna watch your vlog about baking bread i just wanna dance and swim and i don't care what your drunk maga uncle said i just wanna dance and swim cuz when the summer's so hot and the sun beats down i just wanna dance and swim don't wanna take you out don't wanna hit the town i just wanna dance and swim dance and swim i just wanna dance and swim dance and swim i just wanna dance and swim dance! swim! dance! swim! dance! swim! dance! swim! livin like a hermit crab i hope we don't die i just wanna dance and swim and all i want for dinner is a clam and a pie i just wanna dance and swim i'm gonna dance like a fool then jump in the pool i could show you how they kiss in france so drop the top and strip me n you skinny dip chlorine quarantine romance dance and swim i just wanna dance and swim josie's on staycation faraway my ding a ling etc.
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they say that life is like a mode of transportation on a journey to you know not where and as you settle in and start to enjoy it some calamity will knock you unawares is it a luxury plane caviar champagne or are we stuck inside a urine smelling bus do we drive the RV or play "Yahtzee" in the back or does this paradigm not apply to us some say that life is like a red hott lambo and some say that life is like an old freight train it is scenic it's a bore same old streets or different shores scenic vistas or neverending plains
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17. |
Rendezvous
03:21
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18. |
2020 Romcom
02:00
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Audubon Park
01:57
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audubon park! where most of the streets are named after birds. audubon park! it's a hot neighborhood in town, they'll tell you why, why, why. audubon park! where 50's modern meets mcmansion chic. audubon park! walk the dog down bobolink boulevard. audubon park! it's totally not far too a publix. audubon park! where it seems to be mostly white people. audubon park! endorses bernie sanders for president. audubon park! where people share their citrus and literature. audubon park! you're a dad but you still like social d. audubon park! east end market for some pad thai! thai! thai! thai!
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20. |
Shave and a Haircut
03:45
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gonna cut my hair gonna cut it good gonna cut my hair like i said i would and when i get some stubble all over my face and when i get some stubble all over the place then i go downtown to the hair salon get a wash and blow dry spray some product on i get a shave and a haircut two bits (shave and a haircut two bits) in the hydraulic chair i'm feelin fine she offers coffee or tea or a glass of wine i get a shave and a haircut two bits (shave and a haircut two bits) yeah i'm talkin barbicide talkin bout a little wash n dry i'm talkin bout cuttin hair talkin bout a little self care i'm talkin bout mousse and gel talkin bout a little loreal shave shave shave and a haircut yeah
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21. |
Qanon Psych Folk
02:30
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To take my hand
You must obey my every word and my command
To be one of the few who understand
About the evil lurking in our sacred land
To learn about the truth behind The Lie
What I have witnessed with my own observant eyes
In the corridors of power compromised
It takes a brilliant mind like yours to help surmise
And now it’s time for you to learn….
The mysteries inherent in a clandestine apocalyptic ring
The fantasies apparent in a subterranean cabal I see
A king and queen
Drinking the blood of stolen little boys and girls
They were abducted from their homes around the world
And now they feed the depraved lusts of the elite
On hidden island fiefdom billionaire retreats
Only our savior can stem this wicked tyde
And he will lead us from the darkness to the light
And he will prove the son of jfk is still alive
And now it’s time for you to learn
The mysteries inherent in a clandestine apocalyptic ring
The fantasies apparent in a subterranean cabal I see
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22. |
Robots Can't Eat Pizza
02:55
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Laneweile Und Angst
02:10
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langeweile und angst
ich bin so gelangweilt
nichts zu tun
kein spaB heute
komm heute abend
lässt mich gut fühlen
wir könnten bier trinken
und abhängen
ost deutschland--ich will mehr
ost deutschland--ich hasse polizei
langeweile und angst (4x)
nein!
Hanna Schygulla!--ich liebe dich
Hanna Schygulla!--du bist nett
Hanna Schygulla!--you got tv eye
Hanna Schygulla!--lust for life
Hanna! Schygulla!
Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja! Ja!
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don't crash the party bus
don't drive it off the cliff
don't sink it in the hotel pool i say
no wee oh wee oh
don't choke on pizza rolls
don't have jello shots for breakfast
don't karaoke Sparks, cuz you can't sing
no wee oh wee oh
don't pass out in jacuzzis
don't throw up on the barback
and that stripper doesn't like you
no wee oh wee oh
don't blackout at the bar
and find out later that you
broke out into "O Superman"
by Laurie Anderson
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
because that's a true story that happened to me last week it's kinda funny but it's not my best work
no wee oh wee oh
it's kinda absurd and silly and it's not like i got into a fight or danced on the bar with my weenus hanging out or much much worse but i don't wanna blackout like that too old for that shit and it's not fun losing your memo--oh wee oh wee oh
so don't crash the party bus
don't drive it off a cliff
don't sink it in the hotel pool i say
no wee oh wee oh
"ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ah ha ha ha ha ha"
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26. |
Bummer Dumber Number
03:33
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27. |
Altamonte Mall
04:54
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when you’re a brantley brat and you ain’t got nuthin to do wee ooo wee ooo
there is a place you can go and buy a cassette by the who wee ooo wee ooo
see the girl in geometry who sits in class behind
you wee ooo wee ooo
she works at auntie anne’s selling pretzels dipped in
cheese goo wee ooo wee ooo
and then laugh at tweens buying clothes with mom and dad at burdeye -eee eye eeee ines
then laugh at office gals drunk at ruby tuesdays on cheap wi-eee-eye-eee-ine
then race up the escalators and see who gets the
fastest tie-ee-eye-ee-ime
and glare back at rent-a-cops who think youre committing a cry-ee-eye-ee-ime
and that’s the
altamonte mall altamonte mall
we walk around the altamonte mall
altamonte mall altamonte mall
allandin’s castle and spencer’s gifts
altamonte mall altamonte mall
exchange looks with girls but be too shy to talk to them
altamonte mall altamonte mall
don’t care about the springs let’s hit the altamonte mall
so call your friend with a car and ask if they will give
you a rye—eee-iiii-eeee—ide
down four thirty six there it is on the left hand
sigh-eee-eye—eee-ide
i want to buy a poster of a rock star who has
dye-eee-iiii-eeee-eyed
and then go to denny’s for a water and some
fry-eee-eye-eee-eyes
let’s find some lake mary dicks and see if we can start a
fi-ee-eye-eee-ight
or ask your older cousin to buy us some bud lye-ee-eye-eee-ight
then go to becky’s house and watch mtv all nye-eee-eye-eee-ight
and that my friend is an altamonte friday
nye-eee-eye-eee-ight
altamonte mall altamonte mall
we hang around the altamonte mall
altamonte mall altamonte mall
tinder box and good vibrations
altamonte mall altamonte mall
play home sweet home on the grand piano
altamonte mall altamonte mall
don’t care about disney let’s hit the altamonte mall
here's a guitar solo to tell you all about it
altamonte mall altamonte mall
we walk around the altamonte mall
altamonte mall altamonte mall
orange julius victoria’s secret
altamonte mall altamonte mall
try to talk to girls but be too shy to speak
altamonte mall altamonte mall
don’t care about wet n wild it’s the altamonte mall
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thinking i’d like to get hip (so hip)
to all the nature shit around here (here here!)
maybe take a weekend camping trip (shroom trips)
or waveboard off an isolated pier (a pier)
or airboat through a gator-infested lake (jessup lake)
or meet a manatee or two or three or four (or more)
go to the everglades and kill invasive snakes (land sakes!)
or take a bioluminiscent kayak tour (oh for shoor)
maybe go nude at playalinda beach
or listen to a florida panther’s screech
i better hide my big city ‘tude
lest the locals find me to be mighty rude
don’t wanna canoe by myself, alright? (that’s right)
and i know canoes start significant other fights (row right!)
don’t wanna hike a nature trail all alone (alone)
i’d get lost when i lose service on my phone (smartphone)
i wanna surf smyrna’s shark a’ plentied waves (those waves)
and climb mount dora dressed like diamond dave (diamond dave!)
so show this city boy how tuh do (to do!)
and don’t laugh at my impractical shoes (chelsea boots?)
maybe i could get scuba certified
or deep sea swordfish for a big cash prize
i better hide my chicago ways and style
and learn to say “hey y’all!” and smile
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29. |
Transparent Things
03:22
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30. |
Lady Archipelago
03:30
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31. |
Streets of Peoria
04:05
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32. |
WKRP in Cincinnati Outro
00:37
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went to a bartendah bay lay I minnow well I'm a rocknroll laid I'm a rocknroll lay dah hah I got a good bartendah I got a maiduh laiduh I got a bluetooth got a building in my name uh huh
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